Off Season
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As the night drew on, the rain poured down ever heavier, and the waves grew bigger and stronger. They tossed the twenty-foot boat from side to side and up and down. The skipper had never been out in weather like this before. Nor had his friend. He was now clutching tight to the underside of his seat, his face green, his breathing labored.
“Almost there,” the skipper yelled, though, in truth, neither had decided where there was. They just needed to be a reasonable distance from the shore.
“This is fine,” his friend shouted back. “Let’s do it.”
The skipper cut the engine. “You take the helm.”
His friend tried to stand but fell back as the boat rocked violently. He shook his head. “I can’t.”
Standing and releasing the wheel, the skipper leaned over, yanking the man to his feet. “Hold on,” he said, placing his friend’s hands on his shoulders and guiding him onto the captain’s seat. “Now, take it.”
His friend lurched forward, catching the spinning wheel and clutching it tightly.
“Don’t let go,” the skipper ordered.
Leaning into the buffeting wind, the skipper set off for the stern. He reached the waterproof covering, stooped, and pulled the wrapping away. He tasted vomit rising in his mouth as he peered over at the lifeless body. Swallowing hard, he composed himself. “What was that song?” the man thought. “Always look on the bright side of life.” He grabbed the dead man’s arms and yanked the corpse forward. He was much stronger and heavier than the corpse so he could slide it along the sodden wooden deck. Then, wrapping his arms around the dead man’s ribs, he heaved it up, balancing it on the side of the boat. One more push, and it would be over. He stood, winded, and peered back through the rain up to the bow. Good, his friend was still holding tight to the wheel.
The skipper wrapped his arms around the corpse. Its head, which had been leaning back, lurched forward, knocking into his stomach. He tried to think of something else besides the cold dead eyes that were staring up at him. What about how lucky they had been? No one had seen them when they had set out. He smiled. So there it was. The bright side!
“Time to do this, ” he thought. Grabbing the cadaver’s legs tight, he tipped them forward, at the same time pushing hard. In one fluid movement, the corpse cleared the side of the boat, dropping into the churning ocean. It disappeared almost immediately, leaving no trace.
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